the Florida panther
there is a panther lurking
around the shed behind
my house
I saw him last night
his
hungry…killer eyes
glowing in the
Everglades night
like twin lightning fires
in the sawgrass
I hadn’t spotted one since
’08, but there he was
a big, two hundred pound male
…a panther lurking,
waiting for his chance
to move with utmost
grace toward unsuspecting prey
he wants to
…take his name off of the
Endangered Species list
…so he can say to hell with
the environmentalists
and the tinhorn developers
and their lapdog politicians…
AND
when they are gone
& their carcasses picked to the bone
he’ll call everyone he knows
in North Jersey
and in Brooklyn and in Staten Island
and in Philadelphia
and in Grosse Pointe
and he’ll even call
his cousin Rachel,
that poor lost soul who
hangs her palm frond hat in
Panama City and he’ll
announce that
Panther Valley South is alive
and well — and open for business
and he’ll
charge them just two and a half a grand
on their Visa card
for the down payment
SO
don’t dismiss the experience
lightly
…don’t wait for the 18-hole course
to open sometime in the
spring (someday)
…well maybe, wait for it
but don’t plan for it…
you thought that fucking panther
was endangered
didn’t you…
but he lives
JUST
don’t bother to look for him
among the gators
and the snakes –
get out your binos and look for him just before sunset
that’s when he feeds
…look fast and you’ll spot him,
coming out of the grey, twilight mist,
steaking up I75 North, then
pausing momentarily
at the Alligator Alley
toll plaza, before pointing
his leased BMW west
into the
setting sun
toward
Naples
I saw a moose yesterday, but he did not stop to chat. He might have been on the way to give his cousin a call about the great vacation spot he was enjoying.
No moose around these parts, I assure you. But undoubtedly that moose you saw was vacationing.