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Critiquing his poetry at the bookstore bistro

“One or two per day of his,
  is about all I can stomach.”
Says White Chocolate Mocha
  lady in Icewear sweats.

“His words are like wall plaster;
  outdated — dry — & toxic.”
Says Expresso Octogenarian,
  guy in a sand-colored cardigan.

“Like reading doom squared;
  unworthy of the serious reader.”
Says the Seasonal Latte Sipper,
  in green turtleneck and red hi-tops.

“His lines remind me of malnourished children,
  weak – and searching for acceptance.”
Says the Decaf Goatee, with an unlit clove cigarette
  loosely held between thumb & forefinger.

“His words are stacked like cord wood,
   in search of a fire. Pure chimney fodder.”
Says Java Bean Frappuccino with,
  an air of extreme condescension.

“His net worth must be in pennies,
   if he survives on book sales.”
Says Caramel Macchiato, in a
  fine Brooks Brothers Suit.

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The room where it happened

A green sofa is pressed against the wall.
The ottoman is where it should be.
And the phone is damp and cold.
Fingers of the dark play in the corner.
Pale empty roses are in a clear vase.
A dictionary is open on the desk.
A word is highlighted: ‘singularity’.
Those who make the journey wince.
A fool takes a donut from a yellow box.
He studies the hole. Time won’t fill it.
The computer hums. A lady from
Chicago has dropped her bags in
  the front room. She plans to stay.
No amount of death and taxes will
  stop us now. Off to the next race.
Pretend you hedged your bet.
The walls were once painted green.
Now, nothing matters but the
  window.
It looks north—toward Minnesota.

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Nelson

Last night we named time;
we called him ‘Nelson’,
after your great uncle.
“—So much for Nelson, now”,
It’s nearly half past two, and
he’s nearly dead; we can’t
revive him, he wouldn’t
want that. Nelson can stand
only so much decay and
decadence. Let’s play checkers
you say, ‘in the dark’. Just
move the pieces, and
let Nelson make the moves.
That will fix him! The old
curmudgeon
waits for no one.
Occasionally, he was given to
strong drink – gin, primarily.
Damn that Nelson you say
as your liver fails.
He should have died a peaceful
death twenty years ago. In the
horse barn. Surrounded by
straw, timothy hay and
Appaloosas.

And we should have
invited the old goat to
Thanksgiving dinner,
instead of sending him a postcard
from Maui…
we should have been more
cautious.
Hindsight is unimportant.
Nelson never
turns around.

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Inner poem

I am listening to my inner poem today,
The one that is deep in the core of my
aging body where I keep the cleansers
and the cleaners and the emotional
vacuum cleaner that I use to suck
the cobwebs off the ceiling and to blow
the ants from their nests near the potato bin.

Sometime before noon I find myself
calling out to the inner poem
for some inspiration. Sing to me you
Old Inner Poem. Whisper a sonnet
in my ear. Come close and explain
the nuances of your latest villanelle.
Don’t become caught up with the
details and the meanderings of the
old poets – you are on your own
now – you need none of them.
Inspiration comes from the clouds
and the damned moon – REALLY
can anyone bear another poem about the moon??
Can we beat another one out of the
Clouds? Give me a Picasso or a
Rembrandt today – with a hint of
Jackson Pollack. That’s the kind of
poem I need from you.

Don’t make me
come down there and look for you
Old Fool Inner Poem:
If I must do that, you’ll be sorry
for the experience. But there is
silence down there and soon I know
Inner Poem will need to be prodded
and maybe coaxed with a good glass
of port wine.

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Friend Java

You show up to

drink with me

when it’s almost time

to go home.

Java – my old friend

I know you’re there because,

I feel your presence,

when I

… walk into

the 1-80 Diner

on Airport Road

at three thirty AM

I walk in like,

I own the place,

and I find you,

staring up at me

speaking to me

from the safety of

your

ceramic cocoon

and you

tell me that,

immortality is,

an illusion

of simpletons

and drunken ghosts

and silly old

poets

and that the

fine days of summer will begin,

in the hours

shortly after dawn.

You can defeat them,

you say to me.

After all…

…mistress wine

(is long abed)

…and Old Man Bourbon

(a particularly ill-tempered

old fool

with bad feet…

and rotted teeth)

has bit the

proverbial dirt.

SO, it follows that,

you will outlive them all,

they are as good as dead and

in their graves

right now

(Or so you say to me

oh Java.)

You and me,

we’ll go on together,

keeping great midnight company

for maybe the next

20 or 25 years

…if we pay,

particular attention

to the

hour

before

daybreak.

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Oh, October and a few other thoughts

There is no ‘flannel season’ where I live. Around these parts it stays in the 85-degree range until – Christmas, or thereabouts, so it is sometimes difficult for me to remember just where we are in the seasonal cycle.

October 2023 – can’t be. As you get older, the months seem to travel quickly, but this one really crept up on me. So, I intend to enjoy every day of October 2023, because the next time we see an October pop up, it will be in 2024 and we (in the US) know what that means. By next year, at this time, we will be in the death throes of US Presidential election, number 60. And what an all-consuming contest it is bound to be, divisive, ugly, and devoid of civility. But that is to come, and this is the here and now.

So, I intend to enjoy every day of these sweet October days below the frost line. We haven’t leaves to turn color, but we have rockets lighting our skies every few days as we reach out for the moon, Mars and beyond. Rocket launches have become so commonplace here on the Space Coast that we often forget they are scheduled until we see the plume of smoke in the sky and feel the sonic boom rocking the house. Just another day here.

So, what poetic offering do I have to celebrate October of 2023? I didn’t think I had one, but I do, so here it is. It was written several years ago as I sat on a Florida beach:

OH OCTOBER

Oh October,
you have
tracked me down
like a
contract process server,
with envelope in hand,
rushing toward me
as I sit
helpless,
on Ft. Lauderdale beach,
toes in granite sand,
Ray Bans angled into
fading afternoon sun.
You hand me the price
that I’ll pay:
No shady drive
leaf
peeping
bright New England
autumn
cider sipping
pumpkin picking
pre-ski
crisp air from
Ontario blowing
across the Lakes
orange and yellow
tinged afternoons.
With brandy and
conversation
before the first
fire.
Just remanent heat
here
beach-side
last hurricane of
the season,
six hundred miles
offshore.

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Beach read

I’m scribbling stanzas of
wild eyed poetry,
hasty words jotted
across the page of a
spiral bound
notebook.
April damned near
faded into May,
a young girl
stretched face down on
an orange blanket,
waves
rumbling in
from Wast Africa
tumbling over and over
words
of distant explorers still pressed
against the hot breath
of the distant Sahara..
to end here,
in late spring in Ft. Lauderdale.


A lady of middle years squeezed
into a lavender bikini
reads romance,
digs her toes into
the wet sand,
hot breath of
melanoma muttering
Sun gods
frighten her
for a moment
but she hastens
back to the beach read…

I write another stanza but it is
so hard. What about
an easy beach read for a change.
What about a simple clean exit.
Include the best of the best,
don’t miss anything.
A book
missing its last
chapter
is
failure.

Louis L’Amour rides again
at the Cat 5 Bar, a shirtless overweight
local sips a Mai Tai as he reads
oblivious to the churning
the humming the hot beach beat
pounding surf.
Hot iron on the high plains,
hot sand
more
hot, hot. hot.

It’s cool inside now says the
last smoker in North America as
she exhales a white/blue plume
of 1950s Americana into the
lifeless afternoon air, and she’s
waving the only newspaper
in the western hemisphere.
She says she’s despondent
because of the rental market.
Screw the investors she says.
And screw the politicians and
the Russian oil
oligarchs.
Read the papers,
they’re taking over.
They’re coming in now
like daylight
through the blinds
of a cheap motel —
and they’re driving up the
insurance rates.

A man of the cloth
passes by like a
grey ghost of the Apocalypse.
A worn King James Version
under his arm,
pamphlets
in his hand,
hot in a dark jacket
and dark pants
and white Sam Smith sneakers.
Have faith he says, to no one
in particular.

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Phoning it in – wonderment and dismay in the age of the small screen

A few years ago, I was eating lunch at an outdoor café. Halfway through my club sandwich, a thought darted across my mental palate – not just any thought but a terrific first line for a poem. I needed to jot it down fast, but I had no pen and paper. Who carries a pen and paper these days. I repeated the words over and over thinking I would note it when I got back to the office. Of course, by the time I returned to my desk, the words to the epic poem I had hoped to remember were long gone. I tried to compose the line, and I came close, but it wasn’t the line that I had thought of an hour earlier. When I told my wife about this later, she said, “Why didn’t you just make a note on your phone?” Embarrassed for overlooking something so obvious, I muttered that I hadn’t thought of it.

A few days later, I had not only an idea for a poem, but the first half dozen lines for one, ready to be set to paper. This time, I opened the Notes app on my Samsung Galaxy phone. After tapping a few keys, my Pulitzer Prize winning poem was committed to the cloud for eternal safekeeping.

At the time, I intended to use my Android Notes app to only store a few raw poem ‘materials’ and not to be used to complete a piece of work. Soon, however, I discovered just how easy writing a poem can be when using only the simple Notes app on my phone.

The first poem that I wrote was not nearly as good as I had originally thought. In fact, I was disappointed in my product (yes, I consider poems a ‘product’). But I had mastered a new technique for capturing my ideas on-the-go. Over the next few months, I would find my Android phone a most convenient tool for writing poetry. I found myself composing poems in restaurants, motel rooms, on airplanes and just about anywhere else that inspiration found me.

Of course, I came to the game far too late for this to be real news. After doing some internet research, I found out that poets are composing on their phones every day and there are now a number of poetry apps for both Android and iPhone that are quite popular. These apps allow you to share your poems with other users. I have installed two of these more popular apps, Poetizer and Miraquill. I’ll let you know how it goes as I familiarize myself with them.

In the meantime, what would a blog about telephone poetry be without a poem that I wrote on a phone? This poem I wrote while sitting on a Florida beach one afternoon. When considering a topic for a new poem, sand came immediately to mind:

Sand
Crushed quartz –
metamorphosized granite
muscovite and feldspar
washed
across half a continent,
remnants of runoff from
a West Virginia
coal company wash plant,
still
catch lazy afternoon sun.
Distant visions of a hard glacial
tide slowly rising for the
first time in ten millenniums,
swept clean in a thousand
Rivers; down The Kanawa,
down the Potomac, force fed into
the Ohio and the Savanna
and the ambling blackwater Edisto.
A million years before Sherman
and Sumter,
and the white washed porches
that face The Swanee.
Crushing, rushing
to the great Atlantic;
pulsing pulverized
pieces of the
Great Sassafras Mountain
and Mount Pinnacle
now churned beneath the toes
of a hundred fifty thousand toes
(on any given day)..
oh the great continental grind
pepper of the eons.

Like the poem, or hate it, you must admit it’s not every day you see the word ‘metamorphosized’ used in a poem. Thanks for reading. Mahalo – Ed.

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My latest poetry book now available on Amazon

Few creative endeavors are as unlikely to bear fruit as publishing a poetry book. Paint a painting and you can at least hang it somewhere, and someone will look at it and say, “well, that’s a fine painting” or they will say “I wouldn’t hang that in my garage”. But in the end, they will look at the painting and it will receive the reviews that it deserves. Songs are much the same. Write a song and push it to YouTube and you will get plenty of input, good and bad.

But poetry books can fall into that proverbial crack of obscurity.

Poetry books are largely a labor of love, so getting reviews can be difficult. While putting together my second poetry book (which I am going to discuss shortly), I found that there are some truly great poets out there doing some impressive work. In upcoming blogs, I would like to talk about them. But today I want to announce that I have published my second poetry collection.

My latest collection of poems is titled “downed lines” and it is available on Amazon.com. You can search for it there, or you can simply click the link at the top of the page under “Books by W.E. Patterson”.  

So, what would a book launch be unless I give something away? That’s why I am giving away copies of my book to the first five or six people who ask. I might even give more away, I don’t know. Poetry is an inexact science, so the give-away will end when it feels right. I will even fork out the dough for the postage.

Thanks to all!

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Star gazing – Miami Beach

I looked at the stars
last night and I saw Saiph
winking at me – like she does –
– the little nymph…only 730 Light
years southeast of South Beach…
Oh you shouldn’t have – you
waif…you should have waited
until I could join you out there
in the Universe…we could have
waltzed among the stars,
we could have gone to the
ends of the earth together,
or maybe to the end of the heavens,
poking fun at the light years
jesting of time and space,
putting them both in their place.
We could have prodded
old Orion to pick up the pace.
We could have instructed Neptune
to take it out back and get it out
of his system and we could
have asked the Universe
if the great God is listening.
Time is fleeting… it’s between you
and me now.
No need to inform the others.
Lie back upon your Jimmy Buffett
inspired beach blanket, my Love.
Wait for the moon to rise over
the horizon.