“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.” –Bertrum Russell.
The above quote comes to mind whenever I think of James Joyce, and his classic work, Ulysses, and my inability to plow through it. My failure to do this was only highlighted by a recent trip to Ireland that my wife and I made in June, a trip that coincidentally coincided with Bloomsday, the annual June 16th celebration of Ulysses and everything James Joyce related.
I have tried to push my way through Ulysses for many years. It’s only 265,000 words, right! But thus far my efforts have been in vain. I have the same problem with War and Peace — a mighty tome that rings in at just over half a million words, nearly double that of Ulysses. But if I never make it through WAP, I don’t feel it will be a big deal. But I always wanted to finish Ulysses. Maybe I feel more of a kinship with Joyce than I do Tolstoy, I don’t know, but I surely thought a pending trip to Dublin, which would plop me in that city on June 16h, would be motivation to finish reading this book and I could boast about it later. But that didn’t happen. Even the most cordial, helpful, YouTube instructors couldn’t motivate me. I’m a lost cause.
But getting back to Bloomsday, it’s a blast if you can make it. Dublin is a wonderful city and June is a great time of year to walk along the banks of the river Liffey, shop, dine, drink, and consider all things literary.

My wife and I got up on the morning of June 16th at crack of dawn (ok, maybe not that early), ready for Bloomsday 2023. Did I mention we have T-shirts – yes, we both have Bloomsday, Dublin T–shirts. Hey, nobody says you must finish Ulysses to buy the shirt!
After a quick breakfast at the hotel, we grabbed an Uber and headed up to the James Joyce center on the north side of the Liffey. Twenty minutes later, it was threatening rain as our driver dropped us off in front of an elegant 18th century townhouse at 35 North Great George’s Street – the James Joyce Center. Already a crowd was beginning to gather, everyone in turn of the century attire.

The James Joyce Center is an incredible place to visit even if it’s not Bloomsday. Undeterred by my failure to complete Ulysses, we headed inside to enjoy this remarkably preserved home. In the gift shop, I peruse James Joyce books of all sizes and topics. Many are scholarly works for serious literary types – not me – I haven’t finished Ulysses (yet). To my right, a couple of university students from North Carolina discuss Ulysses esoterica with the shop clerk. I picked up a heavily annotated copy of Ulysses from the shelf. Footnotes abound. Hmm…maybe this is the copy I need. I’m obviously reading an incorrect version. Maybe more footnotes would help clarify the text. The book is 40 Euros and weighs about 80 pounds. I think of my already overflowing carry on bag and decide against the book, but I make a note of it for the future, should I tackle Ulysses again.
The courtyard of the James Joyce Center is my favorite part of the house. The painted murals that surround the courtyard depict the 18 episodes of Ulysses. All were painted by Paul Joyce, the great grandnephew of James.

Also on display in the courtyard is the original door from No. 7 Eccles Street. Even Ulysses ‘dropouts’ like me will recognize this as Leopold and Molly Bloom’s address. The original house that was attached to this door was razed in the 1980s to make way for expansion of a nearby hospital.
It started to rain harder as we left the James Joyce Center. We waited for a ride-share in the foyer of the Center. There is a Ulysses reading taking place downtown and we want to find it.
“It’s sometimes hard to get a ride from here,” says a bespectacled gentleman in early 20th century attire. Well noted. We waited another half an hour for a ride. Eventually a red Nissan pulls up. Our driver is a pleasant girl from China who has lived in Dublin for five years and hopes to go home next year to visit her family.
She drives us down to O’Connell Street with some vague directions about how to locate the reading. It’s not hard. Just look for lots of people dressed like it is 1901 in Dublin.
The reading takes place in an open courtyard. There is a covered stage set up along one side of the courtyard and many attendees are seated in metal folding chairs. Many are sitting with umbrellas. Others mill about under a canopy at the rear of the courtyard. We find a dry spot under a store awning within earshot of the speaker and try to stay dry.

A Joyce scholar is reading from Ulysses. Some in the crowd are so familiar with the book that they have committed passages to memory. Their lips move as they follow along with the speaker.
The rain picks up. I listen intently to the speaker, trying to determine which of the 18 Ulysses episodes he was reading when my wife taps me on the arm.
“Let’s go to Davy Byrnes,” she says. “I want to get out of the rain, and I am hungry.”
Davy Byrnes, at 21 Duke St, was Mr. Joyce’s favorite watering hole. It’s not far. We weave our way down Duke Street through a throng of men in black suits and straw hats and women in floor length skirts.
But we find that Davy Byrnes is impossible to navigate. There is a band playing on the street and the crowd has spilled out into the rain. We inched our way inside – there is no chance of grabbing a quick drink at Davy Byrnes on Bloomsday. I stop long enough to snap a quick picture:

Hungry for lunch and weary of the crowds, we headed back across Duke Street to The Bailey Café and Bar. The place is packed but it’s not like Davy Byrnes, probably because there is no indication that James Joyce ever drank there. But is a warm and friendly place, like just about every pub in Dublin. We ordered beer and sandwiches.
After lunch, we headed back to the south side of the river Liffey and after a few stops on the way to pick up some Bloomsday souvenirs, we arrived back at our hotel a little tired from Bloomsday but glad we had the experience.
A couple of days later, we flew back to the U.S. The day after our return, one of the first things I did was take my copy of Ulysses down from the bookshelf. There was my bookmark, exactly where I left it when I had started my third or fourth attempt to read this book. The bookmark was still tucked into page 57, which is the beginning of Part II, in which protagonist Leopold Bloom sits down to dine upon the “inner organs of beasts and fowls”.
I closed the book and returned it to the shelf.


